Jokes by Theodore Chu

1. What do you call the god of peeing?

   Pisseidon (or Peeseidon)
   
   Explanation: Poseidon is the Greek god of the sea, storms, earthquakes and horses (see Poseidon on Wikipedia).
2. What do you call a Covid-19 vaccine that is highly wished for?

   Covided
   
   Explanation: The word "coveted" means "earnestly wished for or sought after" (see Coveted on Merriam-Webster's Dictionary).
3. Why can't you trust sports coaches?

   Because they are whistle-blowers
   
   Explanation: sports coaches blow whistles.
4. What is the main ingredient for Alfredo pasta?

   Alfredough
5. What do you call a god that nobody remembers?

   Forgodden
6. What do you say when you hit a con artist with a radish?

   Daikon!
   
   Explanation: "Daikon" sounds like "Die, con!" as in "Die, con artist!"