Jokes by Theodore Chu

1. What do you call the god of peeing?

   Pisseidon (or Peeseidon)

   Explanation: Poseidon is the Greek god of the sea, storms, earthquakes and horses (see Poseidon on Wikipedia).

2. What do you call a Covid-19 vaccine that is highly wished for?

   Covided

   Explanation: The word "coveted" means "earnestly wished for or sought after" (see "Coveted" on Merriam-Webster's Dictionary).

3. Why can't you trust sports coaches?

   Because they are whistle-blowers

   Explanation: sports coaches blow whistles.

4. What is the main ingredient for Alfredo pasta?

   Alfredough

5. What do you call a god that nobody remembers?

   Forgodden

6. What do you say when you hit a con artist with a radish?

   Daikon!

   Explanation: "Daikon" sounds like "Die, con!" as in "Die, con artist!"